Pooches are going very popular these days. In past few weeks Paris Hilton bought many pooches, even she was spotted with three dogs in her lap with equal enthusiasms as of a Mother. Couple of weeks ago, the most terrifying day of a dog’s life arrived when it was purchased by Britney Spears. Now, it has been reported that Paris Hilton has added one more pooch member in her family. Source reports:

“She loved the puppy, she was all smiles and carried him out of the store in her arms,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. A store employee said Hilton was “so sweet.” The store is the same one where Britney Spears bought a $3,000 Yorkie puppy less than two weeks ago.

I am not sure about that Yorkie puppy of Britney Spears whether he is alive or Britney has microwaved him but Paris cares her puppies very well and her puppies should expect Paris Hilton a better mother than their original ones. In fact bananas and vegetables are good mother too.

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Paris Hilton at Feed The Models, Save The World Charity Event, CA

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When Lindsay Lohan was asked about her recent DUI arrest by Access Hollywood, she made a small clear statement:

“I am innocent.”

Lohan responded in an email to the show’s Billy Bush, who had just spoken about her on CNN:

“Yes. I am innocent … did not do drugs they’re not mine.”

May be she is be right about her statement, she do not belongs to those drugs that were found in her car. If you would put your hands in my pocket, you could get a couple of cocaine packets, 2 dozen of cigarette bundles and 30 gallons of vodka but it doesn’t mean its mine. Even I am not 100% percent about my nose, eyes and fingers if these are mine. Are you?

After doing various awful activities like striping in public, extremely bad behaviors at OK! Magazine photoshoot etc. it has been reported that Britney spears want more kids with Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears wants K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but he’s reportedly refused.
“Kevin is convinced she’s not fit to raise the kids,” an insider told the mag. “He’s done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody.”

Huh! What the hell is the level of capability in Britney Spears to give births? I must admit that she isn’t organic human being, she is a machine, a damn multi horse power machine.

She was out for sunset plaza yesterday:

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Paris Hilton was spotted by paparazzi while she was out for a party in LA. She dressed up in Black n White look showing her newly weighted cleavage. Even her purse was white too as combination. But one thing was absent there, and that thing is her puppy. I hate those modern mothers who keep their sons in their lap all the time but leave them at home when going to parties.

When Molly Sims showed up at 4th Annual Night by The Ocean Gala in Los Angeles, she forgot to shave before heading the party. Wait, I am not talking about shaving her hairy that*, I am talking about this. Might be there was strike of hair remover in her town or it was exhausted while preparing her other hot organs. A bears does suicide after watching this picture.

Its only one week has been past when Lindsay Lohan left rehab and said its necessary step to contemplate her DUI treatment at promises treatment facility, It has now been reported that she is back in Rehab again. Her attorney issued this statement

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Its really great to hear that a person can quit drugs within a week, specially a senior druggie. I believe that doctor can also make fishes to live on trees or human to eat rocks and it wouldn’t be that hard for him.

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Polaroid beach house in Malibu wearing this red bikini which is an innovation itself, keeping in mind who is wearing it. Yes, most of the times her nipples shout for help and comes out after passing some time in her bikini. And this time she was there for hours and hours with giving a nipple slip, isn’t it innovative bikini.

Changing Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Malibu beach in this colorful dress and her banana slide cleavage was popping up. You might become little confused to understand what does banana slide mean? If yes, then I am pretty much sure that you missed this picture. Her boobs are much like a banana slide of your favorite roller coaster. Engineers have died to copy this boobs into their next project.

Paris Hilton was walking on streets with her three non-human sons in her lap. I believe that Paris Hilton has adopted all three dogs and I am in favor of it. After all, it’s the best adoption ever in Hollywood. I am sure that she is going to marry their father very soon.

Britney spears was out for the video shoot of her this year’s first music ‘Get Back’ She was wearing black mini which was appropriate to see but she was also wearing a black classical style net hat on her head which tells she is that she is BritShitney.

I don’t know much about your general knowledge but my general knowledge says that a person’s ass can only be seen from behind but after watching this picture of Britney, I curse my G.K. as her ass can also be seen from front. Oh my god, its truly incredible.