Jessica Simpson father and her manager, Joe Simpson says that Jessica Simpson will not be playing a ‘Porn star’ role.

“The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,” Jessica’s father and manager, Joe Simpson, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s ABC Television Critics Association party in Beverly Hills. “We were promised we would win an Oscar with that,” says Simpson, 49. “I was like, ‘Eh, we’ll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.’ ”

“They’re very busy, and they’re happy,” father Joe.

Someone had suggested a suitable role for a woman that fit for nothing and yet her father made an obstacle. I think her father bigger kid then my cousin. He/she is also very stupid decision maker. Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you why I am confused about the gender of my cousin, its because he/she is still awaiting for birth.

Finally Nicole Richie was found guilty to DUI at her case hearing date in Glendale, Calif., Courthouse and was sentenced to 4 day prison of her own choice of jail or county jail. She was also fined $2,048, was ordered to take part alcohol education course and on three years probation. Nicole Richie knows the risk of DUI, she was saying in court:

“Someone could’ve gotten killed. You need to understand that driving under the influence is extremely dangerous.”

Nicole Richie’s idea to become pregnant to draw sympathy of court also failed as Prosecutor Carolina Lugo said outside the courtroom:

“That was not discussed and we have no information about that.”

First Paris Hilton then Nicole Richie and we all know who’s next, yes its wild child ‘Lindsay Lohan’. In future, all Hollywood directors, choreographers, and cameraman etc. must also DUI to make their next release otherwise they must select me as Hero and you as my girlfriend. (boys dont’t mind)

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Lindsay Lohan now claiming she was not driving the car that morning but it was her friend scapegoat Dante whom she called a black kid but TMZ has interviewed all those guys including Dante

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver’s seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving — chasing the assistant’s car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

“I am not me, you are not you and everyone is no one” Is that Lindsay is trying to say. Probably she thinks one of her fan will come up in the court breaking all traffic signals and say “I was driving the car”.

Santa Monica police authorities on Thursday released 911 tape in which an eyewitness of Lindsay Lohan car chase incident is crying for help. She is constantly crying “Oh my god, Oh my god” and she is reporting that a white GMC is following her car. She is not answering 911 operator’s questions properly. Might be she thinks there is a Godzilla inside that GMC or even worst that will immediately eat her including her car. You can listen to this tape. If you are good in mathematics, you can also create a tape like this, here is the method

911 + “Oh my god” ¹⁰⁰ x GMC⁵⁰ = tape.

Jessica Smith, the star of ‘Laguna Beach‘ speaks out about Lindsay Lohan upcoming days:

“I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets,” Smith tells 24Sizzler. “If she gets off just because she’s Lindsay Lohan, that’s ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,’ she won’t learn her lesson.”

“I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything,” Smith said. “She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up.”

You should not consider it as Jessica Smith’s voice, her pain is speaking these lines. Actually Jessica was also found misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this month and was sentenced to 80 hours of community service then dent on 3 years probation.

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Paris Hilton heads up at a recording studio for her future album. Definitely she will try to deliver her new album equally or even more smashing than her first one “Stars are blind” but I hope every person who liked “Stars are blind”, have bought deafness reduction device and they will be more likely not to like her future song.

Pooches are going very popular these days. In past few weeks Paris Hilton bought many pooches, even she was spotted with three dogs in her lap with equal enthusiasms as of a Mother. Couple of weeks ago, the most terrifying day of a dog’s life arrived when it was purchased by Britney Spears. Now, it has been reported that Paris Hilton has added one more pooch member in her family. Source reports:

“She loved the puppy, she was all smiles and carried him out of the store in her arms,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. A store employee said Hilton was “so sweet.” The store is the same one where Britney Spears bought a $3,000 Yorkie puppy less than two weeks ago.

I am not sure about that Yorkie puppy of Britney Spears whether he is alive or Britney has microwaved him but Paris cares her puppies very well and her puppies should expect Paris Hilton a better mother than their original ones. In fact bananas and vegetables are good mother too.

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Paris Hilton at Feed The Models, Save The World Charity Event, CA

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When Lindsay Lohan was asked about her recent DUI arrest by Access Hollywood, she made a small clear statement:

“I am innocent.”

Lohan responded in an email to the show’s Billy Bush, who had just spoken about her on CNN:

“Yes. I am innocent … did not do drugs they’re not mine.”

May be she is be right about her statement, she do not belongs to those drugs that were found in her car. If you would put your hands in my pocket, you could get a couple of cocaine packets, 2 dozen of cigarette bundles and 30 gallons of vodka but it doesn’t mean its mine. Even I am not 100% percent about my nose, eyes and fingers if these are mine. Are you?