Lindsay Lohan gets sued by a woman who claims that Lindsay and her body guard hit the woman with Lindsay’s car and gave fake name and number. Source report:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away.

trouble! trouble! and trouble! And trouble is obvious when person like Lindsay giving fake name. Might be that woman couldn’t guess the person if it would President but Lindsay is one and only sample in the world.

Lindsay Lohan in bikini before she was arrested surrendered.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have decided to split up officially. In other words K-fed will no longer be husband of a woman who wears her sunglass at night. TMZ reports that according to their prenup, K-fed is taking $15000 a month for. He’s also getting 20 grand a month in spousal support. The child custody will subject to 50/50 and both aren’t happy with this decision.

Might be she isn’t happy because she want 100/0 share among K-fed and Brit respectively or she wants to wait for next nine months until she give birth two more babies as she is birth giving machine. And then 50/50 will be good decision.

Just an hour later to the disastrous with OK! Magazine, Britney spears again behaved unexpectedly on the set of music video of give me more. Source reports:

She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage - twice. She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone - behaving like a complete and utter spoiled brat. When she wasn’t pissing people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney. She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told. She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing…Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically… By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles…She needs help fast.”

Photographers could have much better working experience if they would be working with a dinosaur on dance pole. From next time when working with Britney, all photographers should keep tranquilizer with them otherwise Britney will start eating them one by one and then no one will be alive to report that news.

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Heather Locklear was spotted on the beach but after watching her legs condition one should expect her in nearest hospital’s ICU (Intensive Care Unit). If I would be a doctor on that beach, I would force her to lie on the spot and give her an oxygen mask backed up with at least three cylinders of oxygen. I could have cut her legs off.

Jessica Simpson father and her manager, Joe Simpson says that Jessica Simpson will not be playing a ‘Porn star’ role.

“The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,” Jessica’s father and manager, Joe Simpson, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s ABC Television Critics Association party in Beverly Hills. “We were promised we would win an Oscar with that,” says Simpson, 49. “I was like, ‘Eh, we’ll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.’ ”

“They’re very busy, and they’re happy,” father Joe.

Someone had suggested a suitable role for a woman that fit for nothing and yet her father made an obstacle. I think her father bigger kid then my cousin. He/she is also very stupid decision maker. Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you why I am confused about the gender of my cousin, its because he/she is still awaiting for birth.

Finally Nicole Richie was found guilty to DUI at her case hearing date in Glendale, Calif., Courthouse and was sentenced to 4 day prison of her own choice of jail or county jail. She was also fined $2,048, was ordered to take part alcohol education course and on three years probation. Nicole Richie knows the risk of DUI, she was saying in court:

“Someone could’ve gotten killed. You need to understand that driving under the influence is extremely dangerous.”

Nicole Richie’s idea to become pregnant to draw sympathy of court also failed as Prosecutor Carolina Lugo said outside the courtroom:

“That was not discussed and we have no information about that.”

First Paris Hilton then Nicole Richie and we all know who’s next, yes its wild child ‘Lindsay Lohan’. In future, all Hollywood directors, choreographers, and cameraman etc. must also DUI to make their next release otherwise they must select me as Hero and you as my girlfriend. (boys dont’t mind)

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Lindsay Lohan now claiming she was not driving the car that morning but it was her friend scapegoat Dante whom she called a black kid but TMZ has interviewed all those guys including Dante

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver’s seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving — chasing the assistant’s car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

“I am not me, you are not you and everyone is no one” Is that Lindsay is trying to say. Probably she thinks one of her fan will come up in the court breaking all traffic signals and say “I was driving the car”.

Santa Monica police authorities on Thursday released 911 tape in which an eyewitness of Lindsay Lohan car chase incident is crying for help. She is constantly crying “Oh my god, Oh my god” and she is reporting that a white GMC is following her car. She is not answering 911 operator’s questions properly. Might be she thinks there is a Godzilla inside that GMC or even worst that will immediately eat her including her car. You can listen to this tape. If you are good in mathematics, you can also create a tape like this, here is the method

911 + “Oh my god” ¹⁰⁰ x GMC⁵⁰ = tape.

Jessica Smith, the star of ‘Laguna Beach‘ speaks out about Lindsay Lohan upcoming days:

“I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets,” Smith tells 24Sizzler. “If she gets off just because she’s Lindsay Lohan, that’s ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,’ she won’t learn her lesson.”

“I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything,” Smith said. “She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up.”

You should not consider it as Jessica Smith’s voice, her pain is speaking these lines. Actually Jessica was also found misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this month and was sentenced to 80 hours of community service then dent on 3 years probation.

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Paris Hilton heads up at a recording studio for her future album. Definitely she will try to deliver her new album equally or even more smashing than her first one “Stars are blind” but I hope every person who liked “Stars are blind”, have bought deafness reduction device and they will be more likely not to like her future song.