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Paris Hilton showed up in launch ceremony of her her new fragrance “Paris Hilton Can Can” at Macy’s in Long Island yesterday. Once again it appeared like she is pregnant. No one knows how many months has been past of her preg and who made her pregnant? Might be 8 months and 29 days. Don’t consider that impossible, actually you can go and sit inside her stomach and it will remain same size. Thats the kind of girl she is. But question is “Is Paris Hilton pregnant“

When Paris Hilton showed up at Malibu beach on Wednesday, she had entire herd of puppies all over her lap. Most disgusting this is here. She is licking tongue of that balck n  white puppy. I am not saying that Paris Hilton is doing something dreadful, but I am crying with pity on that innocent puppy that could have much better luck if he would have been licked by cobra.

Paris Hilton and Nicole have decided to cancel their joint production series of a reality show The Simple Life. A source tells Us at E! that recent overexposure of Paris Hilton and Nicole is the cause of cancellation.

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show,” says the insider. “Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”The source adds that Richie became increasingly difficult to work with last season. “Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything,” says the source. “Nicole was the diva.”

Recent sentence of both of those cartoons has brought their career’s black period and they must choose another profession. In my opinion Paris will be fit for pole walking at various upcoming circuses and Nicole should server hamburger in public. One of you should stand up from the chair and spit in Nicole’s hamburger then kick at the bottom of Paris’s pole then you will be named as a real superman hero.

Paris Hilton heads up at a recording studio for her future album. Definitely she will try to deliver her new album equally or even more smashing than her first one “Stars are blind” but I hope every person who liked “Stars are blind”, have bought deafness reduction device and they will be more likely not to like her future song.

Pooches are going very popular these days. In past few weeks Paris Hilton bought many pooches, even she was spotted with three dogs in her lap with equal enthusiasms as of a Mother. Couple of weeks ago, the most terrifying day of a dog’s life arrived when it was purchased by Britney Spears. Now, it has been reported that Paris Hilton has added one more pooch member in her family. Source reports:

“She loved the puppy, she was all smiles and carried him out of the store in her arms,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. A store employee said Hilton was “so sweet.” The store is the same one where Britney Spears bought a $3,000 Yorkie puppy less than two weeks ago.

I am not sure about that Yorkie puppy of Britney Spears whether he is alive or Britney has microwaved him but Paris cares her puppies very well and her puppies should expect Paris Hilton a better mother than their original ones. In fact bananas and vegetables are good mother too.

Updates: As it Happens,

Paris Hilton at Feed The Models, Save The World Charity Event, CA

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Paris Hilton was spotted by paparazzi while she was out for a party in LA. She dressed up in Black n White look showing her newly weighted cleavage. Even her purse was white too as combination. But one thing was absent there, and that thing is her puppy. I hate those modern mothers who keep their sons in their lap all the time but leave them at home when going to parties.

Paris Hilton was walking on streets with her three non-human sons in her lap. I believe that Paris Hilton has adopted all three dogs and I am in favor of it. After all, it’s the best adoption ever in Hollywood. I am sure that she is going to marry their father very soon.

Paris Hilton showed up at Malibu beach with her newest family member who is apart from Homo-sapiens, it’s a dog. She dressed her dog in same cloths as she was wearing and difference was barely visible but when I saw her picture from behind, I knew the difference because she had no tail.

Paris Hilton was surfing at Malibu beach like she never been on surfing board before. She fell down from the board while she was surfing and nipple shouted high and came out for some immediate treatment. Paris Hilton took very long to cover them again because she thought her nipple are something to show up and proud upon. Some people show off their MBA or MBBS degrees, some people are proud of their family background but those who don’t have any such privilege, show off their nipples.

Party Hilton was spotted on Malibu beach in this bikini and brown towel shorts participating in parties with her friends. She was yawning here like she forgot to sleep or she was very busy preparing for a future sextape. Yes, I can mortgage my house to bet with my friends that she will be giving a sextape sooner or later. I am this much sure because she is doing everything that she claims not to do, after coming out of jail for example. Well thanks to paparazzi who gave these pictures, not because these are great, Its because these picture informed me to stay away from the place where Paris was sitting. Yes I am very superstitious.