Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay wants to finish herself.
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
Yes, its true that Lindsay Lohan wants to kill herself. A source reports –
She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop and went around looking for sharp objects. Lindsay ran into the bathroom with a bottle of Advil.” Crying, “Leave me alone! I just want to die!” Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to swallow the entire bottle, Finally, someone broke down the door and saved the distraught actress from herself!” A source says, Lindsay has been partying hard for weeks. She recently attended the Coachella musical festival, where she was drinking vodka, snorting cocaine and taking downers to sleep, says a source. “Lindsay’s on a reckless road right now,” declares another friend. “We’re all afraid she’s going to end up dead soon.”
Continues use of Drug and vodka etc. has spoiled the mind of Lindsay Lohan which was already near to nothing. If her friends wouldn’t stop her at right time, I would be writing a paragraph on her death right now and my fingers would be jumping on the keyboard with joy. aahh!!
Lindsay Lohan crashes her car.
Monday, May 28th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes SL-65 2005 to a tree in Beverly Hills and was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor DUI early Saturday morning. This accident could lead this 20 year old druggie to a big problem because police found plenty of cocaine inside her car after the crash. Source reports:
Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills, Calif. around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” The two other people in her car were not hurt they said.
Cocaine, vodka, 20 years old mad girl and a 6000cc Mercedes SL-65, what a great combination. I am sure that its not Lindsay Lohan’s driving mistake, I guess that these trees and curbs ran toward the Lindsay’ car and tried to hit it, Lindsay tried very hard not to damage natural resources but these curbs somehow managed to hit her car from the front bumper. And police should under stand this clear story.
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Lindsay Lohan will be sued.
Saturday, May 26th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan will be sued by a photographer who claim that Lindsay Lohan bump him with her BMW in past march.
“sustained severe and permanent personal injuries” including injuries to both knees for which he was “still getting medical treatment.” The photographer’s lawyer says he’s seeking unspecified monetary damages “for his pain and suffering and his lost wages.”
If this photographer succeeds to prove Lindsay Lohan guilty then this will bring Lindsay to big difficulties. But after watching this video It dont looks that Lindsay will be punished. I would say that this is an idiot guy who is trying to fuck Lindsay Lohan without knowing how to fuck.
Lindsay Lohan is Chameleon
Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan changes her way like a chameleon change its colors every moment. She was spotted on a gas station at 4 am. I don’t know where she was going at 4 am but she was hiding her face from camera as she was just returning after a murder and trying not to get recognize. But later on the moment she started posing again. Isn’t she a chameleon?
Lohan and Callum make jealous each other
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
Callum Best (guy used by Lindsay these days) was enjoying with another pretty women in Soho Grand Manhattan while Lindsay Lohan was alone but after some time Lindsay Lohan find another guy to make Callum jealous. According to a source
“She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab. Lohan’s date and bodyguard seemed so appalled by the scene that they didn’t do a thing to help her, a staffer told Star, and so the hotel’s night manager carried Lohan to her room.
The drama didn’t stop there. Lohan repeatedly telephoned Best’s room, and at one point, went to his door and banged on it. He came to the door and opened it a bit, she peeked inside and saw the woman there. “She went cuckoo,” a source told the tab. “She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.”
Lindsay Lohan consider this Hotel as it is her grandmother’s lonely home where no one is watching her doing such unmeaningful things. The day is not too far when Lindsay Lohan will walk to the Park Avenue without wrapping a piece of thread around her body and kids will crying as they are watching same ghost that they viewed in their dreams.
Lindsay Lohan nip slipped routine continues
Monday, May 14th, 2007
It might not sound odd that Lindsay Lohan nipples slipped again when she was getting enjoyed by her new timepass Callum worst Best in Bahamas. I said its not odd because I think it’s a part of her routine such as eating food, sleeping at night and getting fucked every day. Yes she can’t live without showing her nipples and we cant live without fucking them.
Lindsay Lohan’s new timepass.
Friday, May 11th, 2007
Lindsay lohan was spotted with this noob whose name is Callum Best and he is trying to get fame by using Lindsay Lohan.”This isn’t a serious relationship,” one friend tells us. “He’s a piece of s-. He’s a wanna-be celebrity. Lindsay trusts people until they hurt her.” Whatever their future, Lohan was in fine form at the Tenjune bash. “She was lifting up her skirt, and sending people over to [her friend, deejay] Samantha Ronson when she didn’t like what she was playing,” said a spy.”
I think it’s the first kiss of this noob or Lindsay Lohan mouth is smelling like it is never been brushed that’s why this British guy taking his lips back. Do you notice that?
Lindsay Lohan on Nylon Magazine party.
Lindsay will be a transsexual soon
Thursday, May 10th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan was spotted in NY with a handbook in her hands and possibly with little pound increase in her boobs size, yes it’s clearly noticeable. Unfortunately I was happy seeing a handbook in her hands cauz I thought ugly Lindsay is trying to get some social knowledge with these handbooks but when I saw its title, it was a piece of shit A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend. Why she need book made for boyfriends. May be she is going to transplant her vagina that’s why she is preparing herself to be good boyfriend.
Lindsay Got lucky
Thursday, May 10th, 2007
That’s what happened to her
A taxi nearly mowed down the “Georgia Rule” star when she blithely scampered across W. 54th St. to sign autographs. Horrified fans watched as the driver slammed on his brakes, stopping 5 feet short of the actress. The cabbie and his shaken passengers idled for several minutes, staring as the carefree Lohan communed with her admirers. Eventually, she found her way back to the Ziegfeld Theater…”
Lindsay commented on it.
“I knew that I did something wrong,” she admitted. “I took care of that. It was blown out of proportion.”
Lindsay Lohan could become a poster on the road if that man wouldn’t hit his brakes on the time. Lindsay got a lesson “How to properly cross the road”. Rather then reading how to become a good boyfriend she should learn a bit about road rules.
Lohan outside the David Letterman show:
Lindsay Lohan has probably removed her nipples
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
You can clearly see that nipples of Lindsay lohan are no more exist. I guess Lindsay Lohan has removed her nipples using plastic surgery. And this makes two major points in this post.
1- She probably removed because she was tired of paparazzi that caught each and every nipple slip of her. Now she can do any thing without worrying about nipple slips.
2- Where are the nipples? obviously I don’t know, may be surgeon who removed these most viewed nipples might use it for her pet.



