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Changing Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Malibu beach in this colorful dress and her banana slide cleavage was popping up. You might become little confused to understand what does banana slide mean? If yes, then I am pretty much sure that you missed this picture. Her boobs are much like a banana slide of your favorite roller coaster. Engineers have died to copy this boobs into their next project.

Lindsay Lohan, the struggling Hollywood girl for sobriety, added one more trap to her course of sobriety when she walked into the Beverly Hills Police Department to surrender herself for her car crash and DUI in past May. Lindsay Lohan was initially arrested at 4:15pm and released at $30,000 bail after an hour.

May be she realized that those trees and curbs didn’t ran toward the Lindsay’ car and smashed that. It was Lindsay herself who was driving very offensively. She is about to become soberest person on earth and this was necessary step to wash all her past activities.

How many of you think that she will be sober? I recommend you to check the dictionary for ‘sober’ before making your opinion. If your answer is still yes, I am sure that you will say chimpanzees are even more sober.

Lindsay Lohan in blue top showing her roller coaster slide:

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Beverly Hills wearing denim short, pink top and a black bracelet. No no no, I am not talking about usual bracelets that are generally used for wrists. This bracelet was an alcohol monitoring bracelet wrapped around her ankle. As I have mentioned before Lindsay Lohan is working hard to quit alcohol and drugs. According to her rep she left rehab to concentrate more on her improvement as well. But before she completely quit alcohol, Lions will start eating grasses and human will start eating rocks then Lindsay will stop taking vodkas.

Back to June, rumors were on fire that she will be leaving Rehab before scheduled time but somehow she managed to complete her 6 week term in Rehab. Now, Lindsay Lohan has decided to leave Rehab. This time the reason is even more unique.

Lohan’s rep released this statement on Sunday:

“On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.”

Her truthful rep also said

“She’s doing great. Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her.”

Last Saturday night she was at Pure night club in Las Vegas where she sipped an energy drink and hung out with about ten friends. Says a clubgoer:

“A lot of the attention was placed on Lindsay and she was smiling – really enjoying the evening.”

I appreciate her sobriety and I like sobriety more then any thing. I am also a very sober person, I only drink 1 bottles of vodka in an hour, I don’t drive my car without having a packet of cocaine on dash board, I usually come back to home early night around 3 AM. I will follow the Lindsay Lohan to learn how to become more sober and sincere. Its not only me who will be following her, I am sure that Sir Lenin and Abraham Lincoln are on their way to earth to learn more sobriety from the master of sobriety ‘Lindsay Lohan’

Updates: Just added these pictures as an evidence of Lindsay’s sobriety. Do not watch the last picture if you don’t have anti-heart attack pills handy cause a Linsay’s friend is extra beautiful.

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Lindsay Lohan says that rehab has changed her life. In May, Lindsay crashed her Mercedes in Beverly. Later she as arrested for driving under the influence of drinks or drugs, prompting a spell in rehab.

She told Tatler magazine: “It changed my life.

“I didn’t have a good grip on it and I needed to get my s*** together. I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders. “I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy.

“If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too.”

New and improved Lindsay even uses Machiavelli’s book The Prince, written in 1513, as a self-help guide which she carries everywhere.

She said: “I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘nah’, and then I was, ‘OK, I’ll read it’ and now it is always with me.

Lindsay Lohan shows that she is really working hard to recover from her shit habit of cocaine. She claim that she will continue reading Machiavelli’ book The Prince but if, by chance, she dropped that book, I am 200% sure there will be some ugliest lesbian porn magazines and CDs on the floor. Yes showed earlier that Lindsay is lesbian.

Back to April 2007, Lindsay Lohan and her friend Samantha Ronson was found something more then friends, quite frankly, lesbians.

Lindsay Lohan uses her myspace account to stay in touch with friends. Lohan has 75 friends with access to her private MySpace area, including Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and kid sister Ali. Except all those 74 friends, only one person is truly great man who leaked some important messages from Lindsay Lohan’s myspace account that was sent to Samantha Ronson. Source reports:

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.
“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.

“I love you. – [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Oh no, this forced me to ask my mom “mom, where do baby comes from?” Mom said “why son?” I replied “I just heard, when two vaginas comes in contact with each other, the most dreadful vagina has always chance to become father.” “Who the hell told you that?” mom asked. “Mom, there is a lesbian girl named Lindsay Lohan who want to become a father after marrying her friend Samantha. That’s make clear that dreadful vagina have chance to became father rather than becoming mother.” “Are you mad? I think you met Britney Spears last night, this infection is only possible after meeting her” mom said and left the room.

I am still confused please some one tell me the truth. uuumumuu !!

Comments were popping up when Lindsay was spotted with a new guy on 4th of July at Malibu. Lot of people was saying that she has kicked Callum Best and chooses a new ass. But again she was spotted with a brand new guy and this time she was hanging on his neck and her legs (of course including vagina) were wrapped around his lower abdomen. All this was happening when she was wearing a very tiny dress that was barely covering her lower assets. Just please take look at this monkey guy here, I am 200% percent sure that this is first time when he is touching a girl. His face clearly tells that very soon he will in grave yard due brain brain haemorrhage. Yes sometime excessive excitement can also cause brain haemorrhage.

Lindsay Lohan is celebrating 4th of July on Malibu beach with her sister in this white bikini. After celebrating her 21st birthday also at Malibu I don’t know what other ridicules stuffs she will be doing in her 22nd year. Paris is also out of jail now and started taunting on Lindsay Lohan indirectly. Paris Hilton posted an entry on her my space profile “don’t drink and drive” she says:

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

But Lindsay is mad kind of girl. We may see in future that Lindsay murdered Paris Hilton just for publicity and going to jail for 14 years and after 14 years when she’ll be released, she will post on her my space profile ‘don’t drive without license’.