“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay [at right, in a shot with a stuffed tiger from the September issue], kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but … Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

We thought she is lesbian, druggie, car crasher etc. only but this report of page six proves that she is an all-rounder type of criminal. Now, there will not be any big news if some news agency unveil that Lindsay Lohan kidnapped couple of kids while they were playing football behind Lindsay’s house. Even reporters should over watch this story.

Lindsay Lohan gets sued by a woman who claims that Lindsay and her body guard hit the woman with Lindsay’s car and gave fake name and number. Source report:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away.

trouble! trouble! and trouble! And trouble is obvious when person like Lindsay giving fake name. Might be that woman couldn’t guess the person if it would President but Lindsay is one and only sample in the world.

Lindsay Lohan in bikini before she was arrested surrendered.

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Lindsay Lohan now claiming she was not driving the car that morning but it was her friend scapegoat Dante whom she called a black kid but TMZ has interviewed all those guys including Dante

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver’s seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving — chasing the assistant’s car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

“I am not me, you are not you and everyone is no one” Is that Lindsay is trying to say. Probably she thinks one of her fan will come up in the court breaking all traffic signals and say “I was driving the car”.

Santa Monica police authorities on Thursday released 911 tape in which an eyewitness of Lindsay Lohan car chase incident is crying for help. She is constantly crying “Oh my god, Oh my god” and she is reporting that a white GMC is following her car. She is not answering 911 operator’s questions properly. Might be she thinks there is a Godzilla inside that GMC or even worst that will immediately eat her including her car. You can listen to this tape. If you are good in mathematics, you can also create a tape like this, here is the method

911 + “Oh my god” ¹⁰⁰ x GMC⁵⁰ = tape.

Jessica Smith, the star of ‘Laguna Beach‘ speaks out about Lindsay Lohan upcoming days:

“I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets,” Smith tells 24Sizzler. “If she gets off just because she’s Lindsay Lohan, that’s ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,’ she won’t learn her lesson.”

“I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything,” Smith said. “She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up.”

You should not consider it as Jessica Smith’s voice, her pain is speaking these lines. Actually Jessica was also found misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this month and was sentenced to 80 hours of community service then dent on 3 years probation.

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When Lindsay Lohan was asked about her recent DUI arrest by Access Hollywood, she made a small clear statement:

“I am innocent.”

Lohan responded in an email to the show’s Billy Bush, who had just spoken about her on CNN:

“Yes. I am innocent … did not do drugs they’re not mine.”

May be she is be right about her statement, she do not belongs to those drugs that were found in her car. If you would put your hands in my pocket, you could get a couple of cocaine packets, 2 dozen of cigarette bundles and 30 gallons of vodka but it doesn’t mean its mine. Even I am not 100% percent about my nose, eyes and fingers if these are mine. Are you?

Its only one week has been past when Lindsay Lohan left rehab and said its necessary step to contemplate her DUI treatment at promises treatment facility, It has now been reported that she is back in Rehab again. Her attorney issued this statement

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Its really great to hear that a person can quit drugs within a week, specially a senior druggie. I believe that doctor can also make fishes to live on trees or human to eat rocks and it wouldn’t be that hard for him.

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Polaroid beach house in Malibu wearing this red bikini which is an innovation itself, keeping in mind who is wearing it. Yes, most of the times her nipples shout for help and comes out after passing some time in her bikini. And this time she was there for hours and hours with giving a nipple slip, isn’t it innovative bikini.

Changing Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Malibu beach in this colorful dress and her banana slide cleavage was popping up. You might become little confused to understand what does banana slide mean? If yes, then I am pretty much sure that you missed this picture. Her boobs are much like a banana slide of your favorite roller coaster. Engineers have died to copy this boobs into their next project.

Lindsay Lohan, the struggling Hollywood girl for sobriety, added one more trap to her course of sobriety when she walked into the Beverly Hills Police Department to surrender herself for her car crash and DUI in past May. Lindsay Lohan was initially arrested at 4:15pm and released at $30,000 bail after an hour.

May be she realized that those trees and curbs didn’t ran toward the Lindsay’ car and smashed that. It was Lindsay herself who was driving very offensively. She is about to become soberest person on earth and this was necessary step to wash all her past activities.

How many of you think that she will be sober? I recommend you to check the dictionary for ‘sober’ before making your opinion. If your answer is still yes, I am sure that you will say chimpanzees are even more sober.

Lindsay Lohan in blue top showing her roller coaster slide:

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