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Britney Spears headed to Pets of Bel Air in the Glen Center in Bel Air on Friday and bought a new dog. Reportedly the dog has been named ‘London’. A source tells people.com:

An “excited” Spears walked into the store and right up to the dog section where she asked to see one dog in particular – a $3,000 Yorkie, says a fellow shopper. “She picked up the dog and loved it right away, she was incredibly nice and very pleasant.”

I am sure there should be some blogger dogs in the store who might be writing posts in there blogs on this harassing story with Mr. London. An expected post would be something like this:

“We were enjoying some fresh pedigree in our store but suddenly a bitch showed up in the store wearing a pink top with air made bra inside and denim shorts in which her pussy was flailing to show up. As she entered the store one of our fellow dogs, who was a heart patient, immediately died on the floor. She took one of our friends and opt out of the store. That was horrible day for me”

As I told you earlier that Britney Spears is looking for a new house, she put her Beverly Hills mansion again on the market on Wednesday for $7.495 million, and she’s offering to sell it fully furnished. She previously canceled her decision to sell that mansion after she came back to rehab.

Apparently, her Malibu house has also been on the market since November. It initially was listed for $13.5 million but no one came to buy this mansion for $13.5 million thereof Britney has reduced its price to $12 million.

As she is homeless, she is living in a hotel in Beverly Hills. I guess she also has been kicked out of the room and she has no option but lobby and a cigarette.

Britney spears was spotted in Malibu with Nanny and without bra. Reportedly she was spending her time by visiting various houses for sales in Malibu. Yes, Its my pleasure to inform her neighbors that she will be get going soon. O o o don’t jump, you may smash your head on the ceiling. Be patient for few days until she leaves. And I have just consulted a brain and heart specialist for your health. He advised not to get over happy when Britney drive her car out of the town otherwise you may suffer some serious diseases. Since its not 100% that she will be changing her house, doctor also told me “If she don’t leave, just be calm and get some good anti heart attack pills.”

Yes, this time I am happy while writing that Britney Spears was spotted with her sons Jaden James and Sean when she was doing some mother duties. From the date she gave birth to her children, no one has raised any issue regarding her mothers hip. Oh sorry mothership. But still she isn’t an ideal mother as an ideal mother would not smoke cigarettes with her babies. If she continues like this, I am sure someday Sean will

Britney Spears was spotted with her son Jaden James and Sean and that mega headed man (who is reportedly her new boyfriend) while she was going to church. Yes Britney was going to church. Believe on me its one sentence. Its first time when I am writing ‘Britney’ and ‘Church’ in same sentence, as i mentioned earlier, Its true that a donkey can also be spotted while talking with an iPhone.

Firstly Britney Spears wrote an apology letter to x17 against her umbrella incident and now she again posted the same letter on her official website:

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.

She is apologizing for the incident that occurred four month ago. I am sure that there is unbelievably good brain specialist doctor in her town and he met Britney last night and replaced tin and garbage from her mind with few grams of real brain, that’s why she realize that her attack on car with umbrella was not a good idea. Its good news that she got little mind even after her half of the life has been past. But who knows the future.

Britney Spears showed up with a friend wandering around the streets. She was wearing a very tight shirt which couldn’t even button correctly and her flat boobs were visible from the side. Probably she forgot to shave or bleach her hands because there is unusual amount of hairs visible on her hands. Yes its true, she is a shaved bear.

When Britney came out of club Joseph last night she was wearing a dress in a way like she just saved herself from five side rape trial in room no. 5 in club Joseph. She started removing her cloths one by one in the car but she still had enough dignity left to know that you should hide your face at least while you are dressing in public. I don’t know how much Britney enjoys to expose her breast but I can guarantee its not more then how much I hate her saggy boobs. Its worthless for me to see them but I have still posted them with my eyes closed because I know its adrenalin for some of you people (probably none of you).

Britney Spears don’t know how to change cloths inside changing room. She was spotted on Beverly Hills yesterday changing cloths like I used to change when I was 6 but later when I grew to 7, I automatically learned how to use curtain to hide things but Britney have not learned yet. Unfortunately there is not any law for incident exposure so that I can repot an F.I.R. for this. But my uncle is King, I should hang her.

First two are NSFW

Britney Spears was on photoshoot for promotion of a new perfume. She thought she is master experienced in terms of photoshoot. She wasn’t following what photographers and directors were saying and overrides every direction by her own stupid ideas. A source report:

There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she’s coming out with and something happened,” a source says. “She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn’t come back. She is not listening to anyone and doing exactly what she wants. But sometimes she doesn’t know best.”

I am also little naughty to my job but I don’t behave like 6 year old girl whose chocolate has been deprived while on a holyday resort. I am sure that someday we will hear in next few months that a photographer did a suicide himself after a photoshoot with Britney Spears.

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