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Lindsay Lohan wants to become a father

July 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan and SamanthatBack to April 2007, Lindsay Lohan and her friend Samantha Ronson was found something more then friends, quite frankly, lesbians.

Lindsay Lohan uses her myspace account to stay in touch with friends. Lohan has 75 friends with access to her private MySpace area, including Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and kid sister Ali. Except all those 74 friends, only one person is truly great man who leaked some important messages from Lindsay Lohan’s myspace account that was sent to Samantha Ronson. Source reports:

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.
“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.

“I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Oh no, this forced me to ask my mom “mom, where do baby comes from?” Mom said “why son?” I replied “I just heard, when two vaginas comes in contact with each other, the most dreadful vagina has always chance to become father.” “Who the hell told you that?” mom asked. “Mom, there is a lesbian girl named Lindsay Lohan who want to become a father after marrying her friend Samantha. That’s make clear that dreadful vagina have chance to became father rather than becoming mother.” “Are you mad? I think you met Britney Spears last night, this infection is only possible after meeting her” mom said and left the room.

I am still confused please some one tell me the truth. uuumumuu !!

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What does umumumu


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when will the lesbian madness end .


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